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From the world of The Demon Overlord’s Retirement Plan
by M.H. Foster
The farmers suspect nothing. Yet.
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The goat’s full account runs to three volumes. Acquire the evidence.
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Book 1 of 3: A Gentle Apocalypse
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Book 1 of 3: A Gentle Apocalypse
Carrot, or cabbage100
Turnip — the pride of Willem’s row250
Pumpkin — the big find500
Farmer, rendered airborne100 × chain²
Daylight remaining, on victory25 the second
Surviving the Hound1,000, flat
Consecutive farmers form a chain — one hundred, four hundred, nine hundred, sixteen hundred. A ram that strikes nothing, or six idle seconds, closes the entry. Vegetables do not interrupt a chain. The clerk has stopped asking why.
The rampage stands paused. The vegetables are using the time to worry.
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